“Now I lay me down to sleep…”
But wait, I hear my cell phone beep
The screen lights up–what did I miss?
What kind of stupid ad is this?
But anyway, it’s back to sleep
“I pray the Lord my soul to keep…”
And if I–wow, they liked my post
I should add more pictures of French Toast
“And if I die before I wake…”
(Wait, Zoe’s eating chocolate cake?
I thought she started a new diet)
Hush, dear phone, we should be quiet
I pray the Lord my soul to take…
I pray the Lord my soul to shake…
I pray that God my life would make…